Protect Your Junk .

In what has to be the most highly anticipated cycling related product since butt butter soothed it's way into the peloton, in 14 days Dave Zabriskie's dznuts (pronounced deeznuts) will be coming to a bike shop and/or adult novelty store near you. The site doesn't have much information, but states that after years of research and "rigorous testing" it's almost ready.

You can look forward to a full review here on TLR soon. OK, maybe not. I really like the packaging though. Dave Z's got a good designer working over there.