Schools in Oregon must be,... something else.

"I've been in,... 57 states, I think one left to go."

Ok, if you are sitting there, aren't you gonna laugh your ass off and correct the dufus? Maybe they are so "progressive" in Oregon that they think we've already taken a few Canadian provinces. I bet even in West Virginia, Pennsylvania and Kentucky most "gun clinging church goers" know how many states there are.