Left Nut of the Week!

With all the news swirling around the Red Rose Race Series fiasco,... "Swirling" John? Who the hell cares about bike racing anyway?

Ok, OK! let me start over,...

I'm going to give my Left Nut of the Week this week to something that doesn't even exist it seems. This week's left nut is being given to:

1. A Cat 5 road race of more than 25 miles
2. Has a hill over 7ft high
3. Has a field of over 30
4. Doesn't cost more than 82 Countries' total GDP to enter
5. Is no more than 2 hours drive from home
   

If you know of any, let me know.