Bite Me.

There are many theories and much heated debate (ok, maybe not) over the ever-present medal biting phenomenon, but some of my favorites are these.

• The custom is a Freudian reversion to oral stimulation after the stress of competition.
• Romantic observers believe a kiss is not enough to show affection for the medal and a love bite is better.
• I finally won! Now I can eat whatever I want without worrying about my weight all the time.
  
• This thing feels way too chintzy to be real gold.

Hmm, I'm tending to believe the Freudian theory now that I think about it.